date: 03/21/2005
title: Ruby Quiz Loader
author: James Edward Gray II
email: james at grayproductions dot net
comments: My first obfuscated program.  Learned a lot.  Suffered even  
more.  ;)
code:
$_=%{q,l= %w{Ruby\\ Quiz Loader}
n,p,a= "\#{q.do#{%w{w a n c}.sort{|o,t|t<=>o}}se.d\x65l\x65t\x65(' ')}.com/",
{"bmJzcA==\n".\x75np\x61ck("m")[0]=>" ","bHQ=\n".\x75np\x61ck((?n-1).chr)[0]=>
:<,"Z3Q=\n".\x75np\x61ck("m")[0]=>:>,"YW1w\n".\x75np\x61ck((?l+1).chr)[0]=>:&},
[[/^\\s+<\\/div>.+/m,""],[/^\\s+/,""],[/\n/,"\n\n"],[/<br \\/>/,"\n"],
[/<hr \\/>/,"-="*40],[/<[^>]+>/,""],[/^ruby/,""],[/\n{3,}/,"\n\n"]];p\165ts"
\#{l[0..-3]}ing...\n\n";send(Kernel.methods.find_all{|x|x[0]==?e}[-1],
"re\#{q[5...8].downcase}re '111112101110-117114105'.scan(/-|\\\\d{3}/).
inject(''){|m,v|v.length>1?m+v.to_i.chr: m+v}");o#{%w{e P}.sort.join.downcase
}n("http://www.\#{n}"){|w|$F=w.read.sc\x61n(/li>.+?"([^"]+)..([^<]+)/)};\160uts\
"\#{q}\n\n";$F.\145\141ch{|e|i=e[0][/\\d+/];s="%2s.  %s"%[i,e[1]];i.to_i%2==0 ?
\160ut\x73(s) : #{%w{s p}[-1]}rint("%-38s  "%s)};p\x72\x69\x6et"\n?  ";e\x76al(
['puts"\n\#{l[0..3]}ing...\n\n"','$c=gets.chomp.to_i'].sort.join(";"));#{111.chr
}pen("http://www.\#{n}"+$F[$c-1][0]){|n|$_=n.read[/^\\s+<span.+/m];#{('a'.."z").
to_a[10-5*2]}.e\141ch{|(z,f)|\x67sub!(z,f)};\147sub!(/&(\\w+);/){|y|p.
ke\171\077($1)?p[$1]:y};while$_=~/([^\n]{81,})/:z=$1.dup;f=$1.dup;f[f.rindex(
" ",80),1]="\n";f.s\165b!(/\n[ \t]+/,"\n");s\165b!(/\#{R\x65g\x65xp.
\x65scap\x65(z)}/,f)end};while\040\163ub!(/^(?:[^\n]*\n){20}/, ""):puts"\#$&
--\x4dO\x52E--";g=$_;g#{"\145"}ts;;#{"excited"[0..4].delete("c")}\040if$_[0]==?q
$_=g;end;$_.d#{"Internet Service Provider".scan(/[A-Z]/).join.downcase
}lay};eval$_